[بنت المدينة]

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A Lebanese mom comes to visit her son Sam for 3 days
in London where he is studying.
She finds out that
her son lives with Vicki, a girl roommate.
she couldn't help but notice how pretty Sam's roommate was. She
suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had made her more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Sam volunteered, "I know what
you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vicki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vicki came to Sam saying,"Ever since your
mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Sam said.

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl
from
my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to
Beirut. Love, Sam

Several days later, Sam received an email from his Mother which
says:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vicki, and I'm
not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains
that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar
bowl by now. Love,
Mom.