INDIAN ENGLIAH
An Italian, French and Indian went for A job interview in England
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, agreen pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV".
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "yellow..!!".