how do you know you are old??

[بنت المدينة]

An old man loved to tell jokes, so one day he was babysitting his two grandchildren, Dickie and Ricky. Grandpa took advantage of this situation, and pulling his two grandchildren aside, said,

"So, Dickie, Rickie, how do you know you're getting old?" "You lose your hair!" said Dickie. "And you get all wrinkled up, Grandpa," said Ricky.

Well, kids, that may be true, but the real reason you know you've gotten old is that you lose your memory. "And what's the other one, Grandpa?"

"Well, um... I can't seem to remember..."
UH OH!