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				 Don't lie to ur mom 
 
			
			loooooool  
 
 
 
 A Lebanese mom comes to visit her son Sam for 3 days in London where he is studying.
 She finds out that
 her son lives with Vicki, a girl roommate.
 she couldn't help but notice how pretty Sam's roommate was. She
 suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had made her more curious.
 
 Reading his mom's thoughts, Sam volunteered, "I know what
 you must
 be thinking, but I assure you, Vicki and I are just roommates."
 
 About a week later, Vicki came to Sam saying,"Ever since your
 mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
 don't suppose she took it, do you?"
 "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Sam said.
 
 So he sat down and wrote:
 Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl
 from
 my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
 But the fact
 remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to
 Beirut. Love, Sam
 
 Several days later, Sam received an email from his Mother which
 says:
 
 Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vicki, and I'm
 not
 saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains
 that
 if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
 sugar
 bowl by now. Love,
 Mom.
 
  
 
 
			
			
			
			
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