Call me a pessimist ;p

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School:

A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:

A person who wakes U up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated byfeminine waterpower.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybodybelieves he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he gotcaught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly.

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after.

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than youactually do.

Committee :

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when Dead

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wow... it is nice definitions
thanks alot

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thanxx boy 4 ur comment keep going

[طعومة jed]

thnx alot

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thanx 63oooma

[JuSt a GiRl]

loooooooooool

nice ..
thanx bent el-Madinah

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thanxx justagirl